There is a Ninja behind you!
but he'll just disappear via ninja ways und their fancy shit just the moment you turn your head.
look behind you und he'll disappear proving that I am right....now you're just going to turn around "where the fuck whom ever he's talking about?!",he's a MOTHERF*CKING NINJA,PEOPLE!
now see,you're just going to look like a moron because you didn't listen,do they ever listen oh no they are just too much of smart pants to do it so...
Learn The Lesson for next time